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Monday, August 28, 2006

Rolling his handkerchiefinto a ball he tossed and caught it in his bare toes. Monsieur le Prefect, I regretthat I can be of no more service to you. The doors stood ajar; andthere was a man in every one of them. My office and all itscontents have been destroyed by a fire of unknown origin.
I have seen Grim eat with murderers and sleep withrebels.

I am forbidden to name the source of my instructions, but youforce me to speak!
You will leave by plane, this afternoon,with Bonfils. The doors stood ajar; andthere was a man in every one of them. If you should succeed in doing that forone day, could you keep me there?
A fellow does things, or he doesnt; it depends on the fellowhimself.
I walked over to the cabinet that I had noticed when I came in. You ought to be able to guess thatfrom experience. I managed to catch Jeffs eyes and I saw that the big man wasgrowing restless. Monsieur le Prefect, I regretthat I can be of no more service to you. I closed the door and handed itto Grim, to whom it was addressed. Every possible weapon would have to be usedagainst him.
You also know too much about toomany people.

Actions speak louder than words. It never rains, but it pours. Don't mind how bird vex, it can't vex with tree. You are a long time dead

A friend in need is a friend indeed. Contrary breeze ah mek crow and eagle light on one line. Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere The fish will soon be caught, that nibbles at every bait Teaching of others teacheth the teacher

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned Look before you leap. A Good Example is the Best Sermon. as strong as love Many are called but few are chosen

Many are called but few are chosen Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear If Wishes Were Horses, Beggars Would Ride A wonder lasts but nine days. Some are wise and some are otherwise

Virtues all agree, but vices fight one another Poor men seek meat for their stomach, rich men stomach for their meat. Age has no friend but the wrinkles of the mind Diamonds cut diamonds The bigger the better. Curses, like chickens, come home to roost

Caught between a rock and a hard place. So are the ways of every one that is greedy of gain; which taketh away the life of the owners thereof. Silence is golden If you are planning for a year - sow rice, if you are planning for a decade - sow trees, if you are planning for a lifetime - educate people

Every cross has its inscriptions Never eat an oyster unless there is an R in the month Chaste makes waste. A miss is as good as a.. Mr..

Poor men seek meat for their stomach; rich men stomach for their meat The West Wind Always Brings Wet Weather, The East Wind Wet and Cold Together, the South Wind Surely Brings Us Rain, the North Wind Blows It Back Again When yuh deh in bad luck wet paper self ah cut yuh. Although the Sun May Shine, Leave Not Thy Cloak at Home Life is like a drawing pin - sharp at one end, and flat at the other

"Fletcher Lynd Seagull, do you want to fly so much that you will
throw in that direction. But not straight ahead. Not for anything. So I

=======was adrift in a strange strange sky, forgetting, remembering, forgetting;
I wouldn't be going into the Zone that day. But what would be the nicest way
on the join-up..."
a shimmering, a trembling, sort of like hot air at noon over a tin roof. It
Outcast.profession."

He travels fastest who travels alone Rained on ground hardens (Japanese Proverb) Let bygones be bygones


There is no physician like a true friend A slap on the back is only a few inches away from a kick in the butt.

Experience is a wonderful thing It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again Dah mouth dat man tek fuh court woman, ah de same mouth he ah tek an put she ah door. Do unto others as you would like them to do unto you Like music to my ears

Where the carcass is, there shall the eagles be gathered together Catch not at the shadow and lose the substance When alone, we have our thoughts to watch, in our families, our tempers and in society our tongues When children stand still they have done some ill

A picture paints a thousand words. All you need is love

In for a penny, in for a pound. You cannot burn the candle at both ends A wise son brings joy to his father,but a foolish son grief to his mother. Walls have ears

He who has once burnt his mouth always blows his soup Half a loaf is better than no bread Practice makes perfect. It's always darkest before.. daylight savings time.


Home sweet home If trousers say massah teef, yuh can't doubt am.

He tore his speech to pieces with a fierce, but icy,gusto. A wee bit weak in his short game still, but thatll improve. The Prime Ministerthought it necessary to rise at once, but he had a poor audience. He wasgiving no quarter, and there was vitriol on his swords point. The Leader of the Opposition was asmuch taken by surprise as anybody. Youre as certain to win as that the sun will rise tomorrow. There was very little applause, for membersseemed to be spell-bound. Terribly high-strung people, said Folliot. I fancy that was one of the family traits. That is why I wonder ifthis young man will last the course. But Goodeve here used to splash about something awful. Then Folliot said a thing which gave me some respect for hisintelligence. He was due back in Town from the cruise on thetwentieth, and we arranged to dine together. You must bluff your confounded premonitions. Then he seemedto make an effort to pull himself together. If weget bad weather, so much the better, for Im a rotten sailor. For Iwatched Goodeve labouring to follow my advice and dismally failing. I have never seen the House hushed forso long. He died only a year or two ago, I put in. He wasgiving no quarter, and there was vitriol on his swords point. Theres nothing much wrong with your health, I put in. Hence thecomfortable fortune of your young friend. Being with Chatto takes me out of myself. Hes a Glasgow wine merchant, who was a keenTerritorial, and commanded a battalion in the War. When I asked about his plans he said he had none. I missed none of his speeches, and with each my heart grew heavier. For a moment there was alarm in his eyes. Chatto, no doubt, thoughtit a tribute to his charms, and being a simple soul, he returnedit. Theresno doubt about the brains, and they tell me he can put the stuffacross. Havent got any, I shall take my chance when it comes. For Iwatched Goodeve labouring to follow my advice and dismally failing. He hada few slips of paper in his hand, and that hand did not shake. My one doubt iswhether he will stay the course. I told himthat he had done a thing which was new in the history ofParliament.

hello from spam poet !
I get stange spam - encoded with meaningless drivel - sayings all mixed up ect , so im using this space to post it into one large haku poem